latenightseth:

According to Chris Pratt, getting into shape for Guardians of the Galaxy took a major toll on his life.

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6 hours ago

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assholedisney:

working on cover letters

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leggomystego:

This is posted in my office lunch room and one of the many reasons I really like my new job.

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7 hours ago

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#Puns 

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

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7 hours ago

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gracehelbl0g:

This is Sam Pepper. If you don’t know who he is, Sam is a successful YouTube prankster with over 2 million subscribers. He recently uploaded a video titled “Fake Hand Ass Pink Prank" where he pinched unsuspecting girls’ butts without their permission. None of this was done with the girls’ consent…meaning Sam Pepper sexually harassed and assaulted these women.

This is no longer a “simple, harmless prank” but rather a very serious matter and offence. If you haven’t seen the video yet, you can watch, dislike, and report it HERE. You can also take the pledge to help stop sexual violence at itsonus.org. Please do not let Sam get away with this kind of behavior. He crossed the line and needs to be held responsible for his disgusting actions.

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7 hours ago

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kardashlan:

haha if u ever think ur a screw up remember that sometimes sloths grab their own limbs thinking theyre branches and fall out of trees

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This River Is Wild
The Killers

"Someday you’ll find the right person, and you’ll learn to have a lot more confidence in yourself. That’s what I think. So don’t settle for anything less. In this world, there are things you can only do alone, and things you can only do with somebody else. It’s important to combine the two in just the right amount"

—Haruki Murakami  (via thatkindofwoman)

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12 hours ago

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"Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come to someone’s life."

Leo Babauta 

yes, godamnit. 

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homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

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16 hours ago

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#Lol